Thirteen Favorite Quotes: 1. “Women love being miserable, that's why men were invented.” ~My Father
2. “Blood is thicker than Martinis.” ~Ray Miland, Columbo: The Greenhouse Jungle
3. “I hate hope’s guts.” ~Adrian Monk, Monk
4. “Remember, you can’t beam through a force field. So don’t try it.” ~William Shatner
5. “A writer writes—always!” ~Billy Crystal, Throw Momma from the Train
6. “There’s more gravey than of grave in you.” ~Ebenezer Scrooge, A Christmas Carol
7. “That’s right, I did the Iggy...” ~Grandpa Simpson, The Simpsons
8. “‘We are all out of cornflakes F. U.’ Took me three hours to figure out F. U. is Felix Ungar.” ~Walter Matthau, The Odd Couple
9. “Looks like somebody’s been down here with the ugly stick...” ~Chevy Chase, The Three Amigos
10. “I’ve seen the future, and do you know what it is? It’s a 47 year old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas drinking a banana- broccoli shake singing I’m an OscarMyer Wiener.” ~Denis Leary, Demolition Man
11. “The new phonebooks are here! The new phonebooks are here! ...Things are going to start happening to me now!” ~Steve Martin, The Jerk
12. “For dark is the suede that mows like the harvest...” ~Martian Leader, Mars Attacks
13. “At this moment she’s cooling off like some beautiful volcano that’s decided not to wipe out a lot of Italian villages.” ~Robert Montgomery, Riptide
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11 Comments:
At 11:29 PM, Coco said…
Can't help reading and rereading your father's quote. I wonder on what occassion he said that...
At 11:34 PM, Kate Davies said…
Hee hee! Love these, Ingela!
Kate
At 11:57 PM, Shelli Stevens said…
Love quotes! thank you for that :D
At 3:09 AM, Nicole Austin said…
Great quotes. LOL!
At 5:19 AM, Nancy Lindquist-Liedel said…
LOVE number 3. LOVE Monk!
At 8:34 AM, Heather said…
LOL! Great 13!!!
At 8:36 AM, Amelia Elias said…
LOL--funny quotes! And your dad sounds like a hoot.
At 11:54 AM, Anonymous said…
A very...interesting...assortment.
At 1:49 PM, Anonymous said…
Your father's quote is the best! :)
Selena
At 4:21 PM, Daisy Dexter Dobbs said…
Oh, Ingela, this list of quotes was just sensational! They're all too good to pick a favorite.
Thanks for stopping by to visit my first TT!
At 2:14 PM, Mercy's Maid said…
Missed this last week! I did quotes last week too.
This one was funny to me:
11. “The new phonebooks are here!
The new phonebooks are here! ...Things
are going to start happening to me now!”
~Steve Martin, The Jerk
The only thing I remember about that movie is the song, "I'm picking out a thermos for you...not an ordinary thermos for you..." And him talking about finding his "special purpose". :)
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