| Thirteen Reasons why I DIDN’T go to the RT Booklovers Convention: 
 1.  I wanted to stay home and spend time with my family.
 
 2.  The cat was sick.
 
 3.  I went to Hawaii instead.
 
 4.  I can save a whole lot of money and just drink at home.
 
 5.  Who wants genuine Tex Mex when I can just drive to the nearest Taco Bell and go “south of the border.”
 
 6.  The dog was sick
 
 7.  Joy of Joyfully reviewed scares me.
 
 8.  I had to come up with an idea for my next TT list, so I thought I’d stay home.
 
 9.  I wanted to stay and participate in the “I’m not going to RT Home Alone” Party at the Samhain Café  – which was a riot after all, and probably just as much fun as RT if not better.
 
 10.  I didn’t have a costume for the fairy ball, or the cowboy vampire ball, or the fantasy ball, or...
 
 11.  Getting snot-slinging drunk and singing karoke off key is NOT my idea of fun.
 
 12.  On the way to the airport, a silo exploded knocking out the power just as the blizzard hit – so all flights were cancelled.
 
 13.  Half naked hunky cover models?  Bah!  Who wants to see gorgeous, hunky, half naked cover models?!
 
 
 
  
 
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